http://eurobichons.com/ Fri, 18 May 2012 08:12:13 +0000 MyBB http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7703 Thu, 17 May 2012 13:20:10 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7703 I have a 6 month old male Bichon which we adopted back in Feb when he was about 10-11 weeks old. To give a bit of back ground I am a dog lover and have owned then for years. We currently have a 5yr old German Shepherd as well. At the time we got our Bichon "Kody" we were also Fostering a 13 yr old lab mix, long story short a peanut butter kong was left out (my fault completely) and the lab attacked Kody resulting in a puncture near his eye and a fractured upper and lower jaw. He is completely healed now (and actually was fine in about 2 days chewing everything even though the vet said he wouldnt for weeks). The Foster is no longer in our home. He knows almost all his basic commands and get along famously with our resident Shepherd.
On to my questions
1) I was not allowed to socialize him after his jaw fracture per the vets recommendation for fear in play the fracture would turn into a break, and now he seems shy of EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. Since the vets release we have been taking him everywhere with us, to Petco, any errands and every morning I walk him to school with my daughter where there are kids and adults galore. When anyone (except a child) tries to bend down and pet him he hides behind me and wont go near them??? I am not forcing him cause I realize that could make him bite, so I started bringing "cookies" to give to them to bribe him but he wants no part of it. He is the same way at the puppy socialization as well. He may go and sniff but as soon as the other puppy tries to engage he runs behind me. I am at a loss, he is not like that at home, happy, plays, and even jumps all over our Shepherd?? Any suggestions, more on the people than the other dog issue
2) He is fully house broken (he actually developed an annoying habit of scratching the slider when he has to pee) but my question is during the night, when I first got him I was taking him out every few hours to make sure I didnt leave room for accidents, I slowly extended the amount of time in between to let him out and now he is great except for 2 things A) He is still waking once during the night and if I ignore him he starts crying louder and louder, I get up let him out he pees and does go right back to sleep, how can I break this habit, shouldnt he be able to hold it from about 9pm till 6:30 am
B) During the day sometimes I will let him out I will see him pee and poo and about 30 minutes later he is at the door scratching again. I am worried if I ignore him he will start having accidents in the house any suggestions??
3) Finally (sorry this is so long) the eyes I have been cleaning his eye DAILY with Four Paws Crystal Eye Tear Stain Remover and trimming the hair away from the area with no luck. Some have recommended the Angel Eyes but my Vet says he strongly recommends not using that product as it contains an antibiotic. I have switched him to strictly bottled water (although do catch him sipping a bit of the Shepherds water) but have not seen any improvment at all. His beard is also a bit discolored which I attributed to him eating wet food for so long while his jaw was broken, but now that he has been on dry for about a month that doesnt seem to stay clean either!!!
Thanks so much in advance and again sorry this is so long!!!!
Cheryl]]> I have a 6 month old male Bichon which we adopted back in Feb when he was about 10-11 weeks old. To give a bit of back ground I am a dog lover and have owned then for years. We currently have a 5yr old German Shepherd as well. At the time we got our Bichon "Kody" we were also Fostering a 13 yr old lab mix, long story short a peanut butter kong was left out (my fault completely) and the lab attacked Kody resulting in a puncture near his eye and a fractured upper and lower jaw. He is completely healed now (and actually was fine in about 2 days chewing everything even though the vet said he wouldnt for weeks). The Foster is no longer in our home. He knows almost all his basic commands and get along famously with our resident Shepherd.
On to my questions
1) I was not allowed to socialize him after his jaw fracture per the vets recommendation for fear in play the fracture would turn into a break, and now he seems shy of EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. Since the vets release we have been taking him everywhere with us, to Petco, any errands and every morning I walk him to school with my daughter where there are kids and adults galore. When anyone (except a child) tries to bend down and pet him he hides behind me and wont go near them??? I am not forcing him cause I realize that could make him bite, so I started bringing "cookies" to give to them to bribe him but he wants no part of it. He is the same way at the puppy socialization as well. He may go and sniff but as soon as the other puppy tries to engage he runs behind me. I am at a loss, he is not like that at home, happy, plays, and even jumps all over our Shepherd?? Any suggestions, more on the people than the other dog issue
2) He is fully house broken (he actually developed an annoying habit of scratching the slider when he has to pee) but my question is during the night, when I first got him I was taking him out every few hours to make sure I didnt leave room for accidents, I slowly extended the amount of time in between to let him out and now he is great except for 2 things A) He is still waking once during the night and if I ignore him he starts crying louder and louder, I get up let him out he pees and does go right back to sleep, how can I break this habit, shouldnt he be able to hold it from about 9pm till 6:30 am
B) During the day sometimes I will let him out I will see him pee and poo and about 30 minutes later he is at the door scratching again. I am worried if I ignore him he will start having accidents in the house any suggestions??
3) Finally (sorry this is so long) the eyes I have been cleaning his eye DAILY with Four Paws Crystal Eye Tear Stain Remover and trimming the hair away from the area with no luck. Some have recommended the Angel Eyes but my Vet says he strongly recommends not using that product as it contains an antibiotic. I have switched him to strictly bottled water (although do catch him sipping a bit of the Shepherds water) but have not seen any improvment at all. His beard is also a bit discolored which I attributed to him eating wet food for so long while his jaw was broken, but now that he has been on dry for about a month that doesnt seem to stay clean either!!!
Thanks so much in advance and again sorry this is so long!!!!
Cheryl]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7702 Wed, 16 May 2012 16:44:18 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7702
Cheryl]]>
Cheryl]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7701 Wed, 16 May 2012 16:26:30 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7701
I am here to see if some fellow Bichon Lovers can help with me with my new love 6 month old Kody!!

Thanks, Cheryl]]>
I am here to see if some fellow Bichon Lovers can help with me with my new love 6 month old Kody!!

Thanks, Cheryl]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7698 Sun, 08 Apr 2012 10:05:22 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7698
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  keep calm.jpg (Size: 16.78 KB / Downloads: 4) ]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7695 Fri, 30 Mar 2012 21:58:28 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7695 http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2012/03/fionas-rescue/]]> http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2012/03/fionas-rescue/]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7694 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 09:38:42 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7694
Hi everyone!

I am 'mum' to two 9 month old boy/girl bichon frises! And how lovely are they? I got them last September for company as my partner had died 12 months previously and the house was so quiet when I came home.

I can honestly say that there is never a dull moment now with Bella and Harry, they are so loving and playful (and naughty, of course!).

So pleased that I found this forum and hope to learn a lot from it.]]>
Hi everyone!

I am 'mum' to two 9 month old boy/girl bichon frises! And how lovely are they? I got them last September for company as my partner had died 12 months previously and the house was so quiet when I came home.

I can honestly say that there is never a dull moment now with Bella and Harry, they are so loving and playful (and naughty, of course!).

So pleased that I found this forum and hope to learn a lot from it.]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7692 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 17:14:37 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7692 The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
Immediately take the words back....
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
He knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
Passed by a store that sold a
Variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
The boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
My sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
My toddler decided to release
Some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
Her after receiving looks of disgust
And annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behavi ng
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
Kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
Walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
So of course I checked
My seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then realized that Danny
Had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
And he said 'No'.
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
Bent over, spread his cheeks
And yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
In the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
The day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
Turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!]]> The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
Immediately take the words back....
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.....


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
He knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and
Passed by a store that sold a
Variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
The boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
My sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
My toddler decided to release
Some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
Her after receiving looks of disgust
And annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behavi ng
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
Kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
Walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
So of course I checked
My seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then realized that Danny
Had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
And he said 'No'.
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
Bent over, spread his cheeks
And yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
In the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
The day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
Turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7690 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:53:56 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7690 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7689 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:59:42 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7689
I have been a dog owner forever. All my family are dog lovers and owners of numerous breeds - German Sheperds, Lhasa Apso, Old English, Rotties, Dobermans, Collies, and Heinz 57's to name but a few (lol).

My last dog was a Lhasa Apso which I had from being eight weeks old to sixteen and a half years old. My husband says the most photographed dog in the world! Loved him dearly and he came everywhere with us.

Our Lhasa passed away about three years ago and now we feel we would like another puppy. We have been looking at all kinds of breeds but have felt drawn to the Havanese - so I thought I'd join a forum and learn as much as we can.

About me? I work from home, regularly walk, jog three times a week and try not to eat Cadburys chocolate bars (though I seemed to have moved onto chocolate buttons recently . ). We have a lovely home with plenty of greenbelt land for a set of paws to run around in.

Looking forward to chatting

)]]>
I have been a dog owner forever. All my family are dog lovers and owners of numerous breeds - German Sheperds, Lhasa Apso, Old English, Rotties, Dobermans, Collies, and Heinz 57's to name but a few (lol).

My last dog was a Lhasa Apso which I had from being eight weeks old to sixteen and a half years old. My husband says the most photographed dog in the world! Loved him dearly and he came everywhere with us.

Our Lhasa passed away about three years ago and now we feel we would like another puppy. We have been looking at all kinds of breeds but have felt drawn to the Havanese - so I thought I'd join a forum and learn as much as we can.

About me? I work from home, regularly walk, jog three times a week and try not to eat Cadburys chocolate bars (though I seemed to have moved onto chocolate buttons recently . ). We have a lovely home with plenty of greenbelt land for a set of paws to run around in.

Looking forward to chatting

)]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7688 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 08:33:59 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7688 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7687 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 07:44:04 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7687
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs and he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick...









I think my dog is a member of Parliament!]]>
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs and he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick...









I think my dog is a member of Parliament!]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7686 Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:07:28 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7686
I'm Harn from Taiwan (Asia). I have a Havanese named Daisy and she travels with me everywhere I go. We traveled together from the US to Taiwan, where we are currently living.

I am a member of a forum called "havaneseforum.com" where a lot of havanese breeders get together and talk about their experiences and questions.

I decided to join this forum because I saw a threat about Irish puppy dealers selling dogs for money. Since Taiwan is a rabies-free country, I was looking into breeders located in either Ireland or UK (also rabies-free) for another havanese.
Yet, the forum made me question whether the breeder that contacted me is another scam or not. I haven't paid the deposit or anything yet, but I hope to find a reputable breeder on this site!

Thanks

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I'm Harn from Taiwan (Asia). I have a Havanese named Daisy and she travels with me everywhere I go. We traveled together from the US to Taiwan, where we are currently living.

I am a member of a forum called "havaneseforum.com" where a lot of havanese breeders get together and talk about their experiences and questions.

I decided to join this forum because I saw a threat about Irish puppy dealers selling dogs for money. Since Taiwan is a rabies-free country, I was looking into breeders located in either Ireland or UK (also rabies-free) for another havanese.
Yet, the forum made me question whether the breeder that contacted me is another scam or not. I haven't paid the deposit or anything yet, but I hope to find a reputable breeder on this site!

Thanks

  daisy 101.jpg (Size: 48.87 KB / Downloads: 0) ]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7685 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 07:28:06 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7685
5 year old granddaughter is taken to school daily by her grandfather.

When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!

"What made it different?" asked her parents:





"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard or dick-head anywhere on the way to school today!']]>
5 year old granddaughter is taken to school daily by her grandfather.

When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!

"What made it different?" asked her parents:





"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard or dick-head anywhere on the way to school today!']]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7684 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:56:07 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7684


















Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month.
The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.
She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her.
I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words:

Dear God,
Will you please take care of my dog?
She died yesterday and is with you in heaven.
I miss her very much.
I 'm happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.
I hope you will play with her.
She likes to swim and play with balls.
I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog.
I really miss her.
Love, Meredith

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey & Meredith , addressed it to God/Heaven.
We put our return address on it.
Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office.
A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet.
I told her that I thought He had.

Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, 'To Meredith' in an unfamiliar hand.
Meredith opened it.
Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, 'When a Pet Dies.'
Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope.
On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:


Dear Meredith,
Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away.
Abbey isn't sick anymore.
Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart.
Abbey loved being your dog.
Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in so I'm sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.
Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me.
What a wonderful mother you have.
I picked her especially for you.
I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.
By the way, I'm easy to find.
I am wherever there is love.

Love,
God]]>


















Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month.
The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.
She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her.
I told her that I thought we could so, and she dictated these words:

Dear God,
Will you please take care of my dog?
She died yesterday and is with you in heaven.
I miss her very much.
I 'm happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.
I hope you will play with her.
She likes to swim and play with balls.
I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog.
I really miss her.
Love, Meredith

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey & Meredith , addressed it to God/Heaven.
We put our return address on it.
Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office.
A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet.
I told her that I thought He had.

Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, 'To Meredith' in an unfamiliar hand.
Meredith opened it.
Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, 'When a Pet Dies.'
Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope.
On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:


Dear Meredith,
Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away.
Abbey isn't sick anymore.
Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart.
Abbey loved being your dog.
Since we don't need our bodies in heaven, I don't have any pockets to keep your picture in so I'm sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.
Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me.
What a wonderful mother you have.
I picked her especially for you.
I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.
By the way, I'm easy to find.
I am wherever there is love.

Love,
God]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7683 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:21:52 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7683

Joanne x]]>

Joanne x]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7682 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:07:30 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7682 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7679 Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:55:19 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7679




On their thirtieth anniversary, a wife asked her husband to describe her.



He looked at her for a while then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."



She asked "C'mon now, what the devil does that mean?"



He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot.”



She smiled happily and said "Aww, that's so sweet, what about I, J, K?"



He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"



The good news is, the swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.]]>




On their thirtieth anniversary, a wife asked her husband to describe her.



He looked at her for a while then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."



She asked "C'mon now, what the devil does that mean?"



He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot.”



She smiled happily and said "Aww, that's so sweet, what about I, J, K?"



He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"



The good news is, the swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.]]> http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7678 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:44:16 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7678 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7677 Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:12:03 +0000 http://eurobichons.com/showthread.php?tid=7677
MEDICAL RESEARCH

Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....

Just thought you'd like to know.

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!

OK, I'll be going to my room now.]]>
MEDICAL RESEARCH

Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....

Just thought you'd like to know.

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!

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